60 Funny Anniversary Wishes That’ll Make Them Laugh Before They Cry

Let’s be honest: not everyone wants a tearjerker anniversary message. Some people would rather snort-laugh at a card than dab their eyes with it. If your relationship—or the relationship you’re celebrating—runs on sarcasm, inside jokes, and mutual roasting, these funny anniversary wishes are for you.

Whether you’re writing happy anniversary wishes to both of you funny enough to frame, or you need a funny happy anniversary wishes message that sounds like something you’d actually say, we’ve got you covered.

Because love is beautiful. But love that makes you laugh? That’s the dream.

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband

For the husband who’d rather laugh than get a sonnet. These are for marriages built on shared eye-rolls and “I can’t believe I married you” energy (said with love, obviously).

Want something more romantic too? Check out our full collection of anniversary wishes for husband—from sweet to sappy to everything in between.

And if you need a gift that matches the vibe, here are some funny gag gift ideas he’ll actually appreciate.

Happy anniversary! Thanks for being the only person I’d want to argue about the thermostat with forever.
Another year of marriage, another year of pretending I don’t hear you snoring. You’re welcome.
Happy anniversary to my husband—the only man legally required to put up with me. Lucky you!
Congrats on another year of tolerating my “quirks.” I know it’s not easy.
Happy anniversary! I love you almost as much as I love having the bed to myself when you travel.
Thanks for killing all the spiders for another year. That alone is worth staying married.
Happy anniversary to the man who still makes me laugh—mostly at him, but sometimes with him.
Another year together! I promise to keep pretending your jokes are funny if you keep pretending I’m always right.
Happy anniversary, hubby. You’re still the only person I’d share my snacks with. That’s real love.
Marriage is basically just asking each other “what do you want for dinner” until one of you dies. Happy anniversary!

Funny Happy Anniversary Wishes Couple

For the couple who roasts each other harder than anyone else could. These are for the pairs who don’t take themselves too seriously—and wouldn’t want you to either.

Looking for more anniversary wishes for them? Here’s our full guide to anniversary wishes for couple—for every milestone and mood.

Need a gift too? These funny gag gift ideas are perfect for couples who’d rather laugh than cry.

Happy anniversary! Congrats on another year of not killing each other.
You two are proof that there’s someone out there for everyone. Even you.
Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be stronger than your WiFi signal.
Another year together! That’s another year of someone always knowing where you are. So romantic.
Happy anniversary to the couple most likely to argue about whose turn it is to pick the restaurant.
You’ve been married another year and you both still seem happy? Teach us your secrets.
Happy anniversary! Still can’t believe you found someone willing to put up with you. Both of you.
To another year of finishing each other’s sentences… and leftovers.
Happy anniversary! You two make marriage look fun. (It IS fun, right? Right?!)
Congrats on another year of love, laughter, and pretending to like each other’s families.

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Boyfriend

For the boyfriend relationship that’s built on banter. You love him—but you also love making fun of him. These walk that line perfectly.

Want the full range—sweet, romantic, sappy? Here’s our complete list of anniversary wishes for boyfriend.

And if he’d appreciate a gift that makes him laugh, check out these funny gag gift ideas.

Happy anniversary! Thanks for putting up with me. I know it’s a full-time job.
Another year of you pretending my jokes are funny. I appreciate the commitment.
Happy anniversary, babe! You’re still the only person I’d share my food with. And my Netflix password.
Congrats on surviving another year of dating me. You deserve a medal. Or a nap.
Happy anniversary to my favorite weirdo. Thanks for being weird with me.
Another year together! I promise to keep being cute if you promise to keep being patient.
Happy anniversary! I love you almost as much as I love sleeping in. Almost.
Thanks for loving me even when I’m hangry. That takes a special kind of person.
Happy anniversary! You’re basically stuck with me now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
To another year of you pretending you don’t mind when I steal the covers. True love.

Funny Happy Anniversary Wishes Parents

For the parents whose marriage has always included a healthy dose of humor. They’ve been teasing each other for decades—your card should fit right in.

Want something more heartfelt too? Here’s our full guide to anniversary wishes for parents—including milestone years and messages from daughters.

If they’d appreciate a gag gift, these funny gag gift ideas are worth a look.

Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad! Thanks for staying together long enough to make us all believe in love. And therapy.
Another year of marriage! Another year of Dad’s jokes and Mom pretending to laugh. True love.
Happy anniversary! You two have been arguing about the same things for decades. That’s commitment.
Congrats on another year of putting up with each other. We know it’s not easy. (We’ve met you both.)
Happy anniversary to the couple that taught me love is real—and also that love is weird.
Thanks for staying married and giving me a normal-ish childhood. Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad! You’ve been together so long you’re basically the same person now.
Another year of marriage! Another year of Dad pretending he’s right and Mom actually being right.
Happy anniversary to my parents—still going strong and still embarrassing me in public. Love you!
You’ve been married for [X] years and you’re both still alive? That’s not luck—that’s skill. Happy anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends

When your friends are celebrating and you want to be sweet but also… yourself. These are warm, funny, and perfectly friendly.

Happy anniversary, you two! Still my favorite couple to third-wheel with.
Another year of you guys being annoyingly cute together. Love it, hate it, happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary! Thanks for giving the rest of us hope that love isn’t completely dead.
Congrats on another year of tolerating each other! You make it look almost easy.
Happy anniversary! You two are proof that there’s a lid for every pot. Even the weird pots.
To my favorite couple: another year down, still disgustingly happy. Congrats!
Happy anniversary! May your love continue to annoy all the single people around you.
Another year together! That’s commitment. Or stubbornness. Either way, congrats!
Happy anniversary to the couple that makes the rest of us look bad. Thanks for that.
You found someone who laughs at your jokes AND shares your Netflix password? That’s the dream. Happy anniversary!

Funny One-Liners for Cards

Need something short and punchy? These are perfect for cards when you want to make them laugh without writing a novel.

Still married? Impressive.
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is not murdering each other over dirty dishes.
Marriage: when “I love you” becomes “did you take out the trash?”
Congrats on finding someone who tolerates you. That’s rare.
Happy anniversary! Love looks exhausting but you’re doing great.
Another year of “fine, YOU pick where we eat.” True love.
You two: still weird, still together, still goals.
Marriage is just texting “on my way” when you haven’t left yet. Forever.
Happy anniversary to two people who somehow haven’t gotten sick of each other yet.
Still in love after all this time? Show-offs.

Make It Your Kind of Funny

The best funny anniversary wish is one that sounds like something you’d actually say. Steal a line, tweak it, add your own inside joke—make it weird, make it you.

Because the couples who laugh together? They’re doing something right.

Happy anniversary, you weirdos.