26 Dirty Santa Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over This Christmas
I love Dirty Santa and I’m so happy it’s become popular in recent years. Not only is it a way to minimise stress and shopping at a busy time of the year, but it’s such a fun way to spend a few hours!
Not sure how Dirty Santa works or looking for a little inspiration for your next diary date? Your not alone. Let’s just say that my husband mentioned he thought it had something to do with (ahem) a santa hat in the bedroom. No honey, that is naughty santa. Scroll down all the way to the bottom if you want to see our quick Dirty Santa gift guide for work or at home.
Dirty Santa Gift Ideas for Coworkers
One of the best things about buying Dirty Santa gifts for co-workers is that you can pick up silly and amusing gifts that might seem a little too personal if you handed them over directly! That said, it’s a great chance to buy the kind of things everyone wants to have on their desk – and then enjoy seeing the players fight for it.
Funny Sarcastic Mug
This mug is just hilarious — we are mad about it!!
Dirty Santa gift pile, your mom, your dad, your sister, or your boyfriend – it’s so good it will work for any person and any occasion. You will also get a chance to see who really believes they’re the expert (or that they love mugs as much as we do).
Procrastination Sign
This is the perfect wall hanger for anyone who routinely gets the short end of the stick when it comes to getting projects completed and signed off. Give co-workers a cheeky way to stand their ground, with this to-the-point sign.
Concrete Desktop Planter
Go for a minimalist look with this solid and stylish concrete desk tidy. Your coworker won’t have an excuse for being unable to find a pen again.
Magnetic Hourglass Sand Timer
Timed work is all the rage right now so this gift is perfect. A unique spin on the traditional sand, this timer users magnetic iron fillings to track time. Useful and on theme!
Decision Maker Paperweight
Brighten up their desk with a sleek silver paperweight that’s equal parts swanky and sentimental.
It’s also perfect for anyone who’s ever had to make a tough decision without you there (paperweight magic, anyone?). A clever, lighthearted way to show you care — especially for someone who spends their days behind a desk.
Money Stocking Ornament
If you’re giving cash this Christmas, this mini stocking ornament is a clever way to do it. It’s designed to hold a rolled-up bill — whether it’s a crisp $20 or a generous Benjamin — and comes ready to hang right on the tree. It’s perfect for stuffing stockings, sprucing up gift wrap, or making your “boring cash gift” feel way more thoughtful.
Custom Christmas Gift Box from Santa
We’re loving the North Pole charm of this personalized Christmas gift box—it’s like getting a first-class delivery straight from Santa himself. With a magnetic closure, grosgrain ribbon, and your chosen name printed in festive vinyl, it’s equal parts stylish and whimsical.
Available in multiple sizes and colors, this box is ideal for building a custom Christmas Eve surprise or making your holiday gifting feel extra magical. It arrives flat but folds into shape beautifully, making it easy to store and reuse. Honestly? It’s the kind of box they’ll keep long after the presents are gone.
Holiday Gift in a Can
This cheeky little kit turns a soda-style can into a festive rescue mission. Each one is wrapped in modern holiday graphics and topped with a ribbon—ready to be filled with mini must-haves like lip balm, caffeine, candy, wipes, and even a plaid scrunchie. It’s the ultimate stocking stuffer or party favor for anyone navigating December chaos. Choose DIY or pre-filled, in two can sizes.
Mood Flip-Over Messages
There are some things we’re all tired of saying and with this collection of flip messages, there’s a way to get your point across without having to actually voice those frustrations. Co-workers can spot their own pet peeves, as well as point them out to everyone else.
Ostrich Travel Pillow
Whether you work somewhere that has travel as part of the job description or in a busy environment where everyone would love a little “me time”, this intense travel pillow makes escaping the world and getting some shut eye a breeze.
Warning: amusing to passing co-workers!
AirTag Passport Cover
We were instantly drawn to the craftsmanship of this AirTag passport wallet – and not just because of the premium materials. Made from rich, vegetable-tanned Italian leather and lined with 100% wool felt, this wallet is as practical as it is handsome. What makes it stand out? It fits two passports, features a hidden pocket for your AirTag (front or back), and can be personalized with initials via a heat-stamped branding technique that looks seriously luxe.
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Funny Dirty Santa Gift Ideas (Works Great for Family!)
When you’re shopping for a Dirty Santa gift for family members, you can be a little more personal. We’ve picked out a few lovely Christmas gifts that everyone will want to get their hands on, so let the ‘stealing’ start!
Hangrey -Shirt
We all know someone who gets a little, um, testy when they’ve gone too long without a snack.
For the perpetually hangry and hilariously self-aware, this tee says what we’re all thinking—before the snacks hit the table. We love the bold simplicity of the white-on-black or navy design, and the oversized, boxy fit gives it just the right dose of cool comfort.
A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Nightlight
“Fragile – it must be Italian!”A Christmas Story
If your family is anything like ours, at least one member is a fan of the classic movie A Christmas Story.
This iconic leg lamp is the perfect thing to brighten up your game of Dirty Santa.
Relative Insanity Party Game About Crazy Relatives
A cheeky and very funny party game to play with your family – making it an ideal choice for Dirty Santa too. The person who ends up with this gift is most likely to be the one keen to get a game started, so there will be lots more laughs to look forward to.
Toilet Target Light
Switching on all the lights when you need a bathroom break in the middle of the night can be a real pain. Give your relatives the chance to save themselves difficulty getting back to sleep with this practical (and hilarious) gadget.
Eggnog Moose Mug
Watching movies together is one of those Christmas traditions that only gets better every year. And National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation definitely is at the top of my classic Xmas movie watching list. Fans of the movie will recognize this mug inspired by the film, which is sure to be a winner!
Home Alone: The Classic Illustrated Storybook
If, on the other hand, it’s Home Alone that gets your family giggling, this wittily illustrated book captures all the charm of the original movie in a whole new way.
Giant Snickers Bar
Some of the best presents are built for sharing and this massive Snickers bar is an ideal example. The victorious player who takes this home at the end of a game of Dirty Santa just has to decide whether they want to pass around the goodness or not.
Funny Toilet Paper
Okay, now this is just goofy – but could make your significant other laugh really hard! It is literally embroidered toilet paper saying things like the s**t.
What makes this toilet paper special isn’t just that it’s a gag gift – it’s how it turns an everyday bathroom essential into a conversation piece that’ll make everyone laugh. Each roll comes beautifully wrapped and ready to gift, with witty messages printed on the first few layers.
You’ll have some fun AND you get an actual usable roll of toilet paper, so that’s a bonus!
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Funny Prank Box
Got a gift you’d like to give, but want to make sure everyone has a laugh on the day?
This gift box will practically guarantee plenty of giggles and is just the right thing for an office full of techies.
Funny Soy Candle
Your sweetie is guaranteed to snort with laughter when they see this — I know I did.
We’re absolutely in love with these conversation-starting candles that combine amazing scents with laugh-out-loud messages. Perfect for that friend who appreciates a good pun or needs a pick-me-up gift that keeps on giving (and glowing).
What makes these candles special is how they turn an everyday home accessory into a personal inside joke or a witty statement piece. Whether it’s sitting on your coffee table making guests chuckle, or brightening someone’s day with a surprise delivery, these candles do more than just smell amazing – they create moments of joy and connection.
These are funny AND smell amazing.
Cards Against Humanity
This classic card game is one of the best ways to get a group of people gasping, groaning in shock, and giggling wildly. Make sure the fun won’t stop once Dirty Santa is over, by choosing Cards Against Humanity as your gift.
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
We couldn’t stop laughing (and getting hungry) flipping through this parody-meets-cookbook.
Poking fun at a certain bestseller, this parody cookbook contains some tasty ways to prepare a chicken as well as plenty of tongue-in-cheek instructions.
It’s witty, risqué, and surprisingly legit when it comes to the recipes. With 50 chicken dishes ranging from cheeky weeknight meals to indulgent roasts, the humor is matched by delicious results. The playful photography and over-the-top recipe name are hilarious! It’s a gag gift that people actually end up cooking from. Perfect for foodies with a sense of humor or as a conversation-starting gift at a bachelorette, dinner party, dirty santa or white elephant exchange
Squatty Potty
Ok – no one wants to talk about it, but like the kids’ book says, everybody poops. Give them the gift of going like a pro. Backed by science, FDA-registered and doctor-endorsed, the Squatty Potty helps things move easier, faster, and more completely – no straining, no guesswork.
It comes in plain white plastic or attractive bamboo to compliment their bathroom décor.
Banana Phone
You don’t need to be a prop comic to steal the spotlight—just answer your next call with a banana. This wireless handset pairs via Bluetooth so you can talk, stream music, or shout “Hello?” into a fake fruit like it’s totally normal. We love this as a gag gift that’s actually functional. Great sound, rechargeable battery, made from 100% recycled plastic. No peeling required.
How to Play the Dirty Santa Gift Exchange?
Dirty Santa is a fast-paced and entertaining alternative to Secret Santa and is a great way to make sure everyone gets a gift. No one is under pressure to buy the perfect present for their co-workers or Aunty Pam. Best of all, it’s really easy to set up and play. Here are the rules to get you started. Do feel free to switch them up to suit your gang.
Dirty Santa Christmas Game Rules
- Set a price limit. This is a game of ‘swaps and steals’ and that means it should start off as fair.
- Make sure everyone wraps their gifts anonymously. Collect them all in a big sack or box so that no one can tell who brought which gift.
- Use a draw or work your way round the room clockwise to decide who gets to pick first.
- On the first round, every person gets the option to choose from the gift pile. Alternatively, they may opt to steal a gift that someone has opened before them.
- When someone’s gift is stolen, they choose a new present from the pile.
- Continue until you get down to the final present.
- Once the last present has been unwrapped, there is one more round where everyone has the chance to steal a present, swapping for their own.
What is the difference between White Elephant and Dirty Santa?
In a game of White Elephant, the gifts should be something that no one actually wants or needs, and can even be useless things the players have lying around at home. For Dirty Santa, gifts should be something the players would actually like to keep – whether cute, practical, or funny.
I remember playing a white elephant game at a work Christmas party many years ago. It was one of the most fun times I had with my colleagues and we all were sore from laughing so much!
The Final Steal
Dirty Santa isn’t just about the gifts—it’s about the laughs, the playful competition, and the stories you’ll be telling long after the last present is unwrapped.
Whether you’re battling coworkers for the funniest gag gift or trying to outwit your siblings for that one prize everyone wants, the real win is the fun you have together. So grab a gift, wrap it up, and get ready to play your best hand—because in Dirty Santa, it’s not always the nicest who finish first.
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