24 Hilariously Perfect Valentine’s Day Gifts That’ll Make Him Laugh Out Loud (2025 Edition)
Because sometimes love means making him snort-laugh in public.
If your relationship is built on inside jokes, dad-level puns, and trying to out-meme each other, then you know that the way to his heart isn’t through roses – it’s through his funny bone. And let’s be honest, nothing says “I love you” quite like a gift that makes him ugly-laugh until he cries.
As someone who believes that couples who laugh together, stay together (and who has spent way too much time collecting ridiculous gifts that made my partner question my sanity), I’m here to help you find that perfect combination of hilarious and heartfelt. We’re talking about gifts that’ll have him rolling on the floor while simultaneously thinking, “Wow, she really gets me.”
Forget about traditional Valentine’s Day gifts that take themselves too seriously.
I’ve scoured the internet’s weirdest corners, consulted with comedy-loving couples, and personally tested dozens of funny gifts (much to my partner’s amusement/horror) to bring you this carefully curated collection of gifts that’ll make this Valentine’s Day memorably hilarious.
Funny Toilet Paper
Okay, now this is just goofy – but could make your significant other laugh really hard! It is literally embroidered toilet paper saying things like the s**t.
What makes this toilet paper special isn’t just that it’s a gag gift – it’s how it turns an everyday bathroom essential into a conversation piece that’ll make everyone laugh. Each roll comes beautifully wrapped and ready to gift, with witty messages printed on the first few layers.
You’ll have some fun AND you get an actual usable roll of toilet paper, so that’s a bonus!
Funny Throw Blanket with Your Face
Since you are the object of her affections, slap your face on this blanket. That way, she will always be able to cuddle up with you even if you’re not there!
This hilarious, super-soft blanket is available in minky, fleece, and sherpa, and comes in 30 different colors. You can even add some hearts to your face motif to fully pay tribute to the holiday.
Get it from EasternVintage Art
Funny Mug
If your sweetheart is of the opinion that you can never have too many mugs, this is a great gift for them. Fair warning though – they might roll her eyes when they read the message.
But then again, maybe it’ll make them laugh! Either way, it’s a nice ceramic mug that is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
Chocolate Lover’s Love Card
Know someone who’s serious about their chocolate? This tiny matchbox card delivers a pretty bold statement! When you tell a chocolate lover that you love them more than chocolate, well… that’s basically a marriage proposal right there.
Made from a real matchbox and hand-assembled, it’s the perfect little surprise that says way more than your average card. Because let’s be honest – choosing someone over chocolate? That’s true love right there!
Love Mop
It is no secret that sex can be super messy. Clean-up can be a pain, but it’s Valentine’s Day, so what are you going to do?
Give him this towel! Not only will he be excited about getting some action, but he will have an easy way to clean up afterward. This towel is super thick and absorbent, perfect to do the job that it claims it will. We consider this gift pretty *cheeky*! (Too much?)
Punny Wooden Spoons
For a giggle, check out these food pun-inspired wooden spoons to add to your kitchen. I know I would love it if I could read these clever sayings every time I was getting ready to bake. If you are a pun wizard, you could even make up your own! There are both rounded and flat-edged spoons available to add to your collection.
Wine Condoms
If your man doesn’t know what these are, he might be a bit confused by the label. While he might initially think that he’s going to get lucky because you bought him condoms that taste like wine, he will be mistaken. This product is actually to seal the top of a wine bottle!
This gift is super silly but could come in handy in case you don’t polish off the bottle of wine on Valentine’s Day.
Viagra Soap
This hilarious soap is the perfect gift for the guy who loves to laugh, and loves to smell good. The design of the soap is genius and matches the Viagra pill so closely. The blue shade here is definitely on-point.
You also get to choose a fragrance, making this a practical gift he’ll actually want to use.
Get it from SoapFantasybyNatalie
Funny “I’m Enough” Gift Card
Looking for a gift with just the right mix of sass and sweetness?
This card nails it with “Having me as your girlfriend is enough of a gift” (because let’s be honest, it totally is!).
Perfect for that guy who claims he “doesn’t want anything”. Now you can playfully agree with him while still showing you cared enough to pick out a card that’ll make him laugh. And isn’t that what relationships are all about – keeping each other smiling?
You can get a fancy one from Etsy that will be professionally made and shipped to you, or you can go a DIY route and buy a template that you can print out!
Funny Boxer Briefs
This gift is so silly that it is sure to make him laugh when he opens it. What man doesn’t want your beautiful face plastered all over his underwear?
Comfy boxers are always a great idea but you know what’s even better? Personalized ones. Let him know he’s yours with these fun boxer shorts.
These personalized boxers will feature your face along with hearts all over them, so he’s sure to remember who he loves the most. The boxers themselves are super soft and breathable, which is sure to keep him comfy all day long. Your face on them is just a bonus!
Funny Soy Candle
Your sweetie is guaranteed to snort with laughter when they see this — I know I did.
We’re absolutely in love with these conversation-starting candles that combine amazing scents with laugh-out-loud messages. Perfect for that friend who appreciates a good pun or needs a pick-me-up gift that keeps on giving (and glowing).
What makes these candles special is how they turn an everyday home accessory into a personal inside joke or a witty statement piece. Whether it’s sitting on your coffee table making guests chuckle, or brightening someone’s day with a surprise delivery, these candles do more than just smell amazing – they create moments of joy and connection.
These are funny AND smell amazing.
Giant Card
You’re probably going to get a card anyway, so why not have a bit of fun with this oversized tin card?? Write a special message inside and show them just how big your love is. This is an extra special way to give a card for sure! GIANT stamp and envelope included.Why I like it:
Get it from Expressions & Occasions
Box of Chocolates
You would be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t love a box of chocolates, especially when they deliver a funny message! If you’re looking for a gift that is guaranteed to make them smile, this box of chocs from Diamond Chocolates will do the trick.
If this funny message is not really appropriate, you can always get a simple box of their favorite chocolates. Indulging in some chocolate therapy is sure to give them a lot of joy. Go for high quality and something unique and unusual – there are plenty of organic and artesian options to choose from.
Get a funny one from WhatCandySays
Belly Button Lint Brush
No one wants a dirty belly-button. While this lint brush isn’t meant to be used, it is good for a laugh (and a reminder to clean their belly button). Plus, I’m positive they don’t already have this lying around.
Why I like it:
- Fun gag gift
- Something they definitely don’t already have
- Inexpensive and makes a great stocking stuffer
Challenge Jigsaw Puzzle
Even the most die-hard puzzle fans probably don’t have this puzzle. With 736 small, black pieces, hard is an understatement. If nothing else, this puzzle will keep them entertained — and pulling out their hair — for hours.
Why I like it:
- Unique puzzle
- Challenging for even the most season puzzlers
- Sturdy pieces won’t bend easily
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