24 Funny Valentine’s Gifts to Laugh Your Way to a Great 2025 V-Day
A good sense of humor is super attractive. One of the main features that attracts us to our partners is their ability to make us laugh, so why not bring some humor into your Valentine’s Day?
Laughing makes us feel good, and when we feel good, we’re more amorous. If your partner has a naughty streak, these gifts will bring a smile to their face and lead to a great night for you.
From cards to clothes to food to games, our gift guide has some great ideas for your goofy sweetheart this Valentine’s Day.
Funny Valentines Gifts for Him
Funny Boxer Briefs
This gift is so silly that it is sure to make him laugh when he opens it. What man doesn’t want your beautiful face plastered all over his underwear?
Comfy boxers are always a great idea but you know what’s even better? Personalized ones. Let him know he’s yours with these fun boxer shorts.
These personalized boxers will feature your face along with hearts all over them, so he’s sure to remember who he loves the most. The boxers themselves are super soft and breathable, which is sure to keep him comfy all day long. Your face on them is just a bonus!
Funny “I’m Enough” Gift Card
Looking for a gift with just the right mix of sass and sweetness?
This card nails it with “Having me as your girlfriend is enough of a gift” (because let’s be honest, it totally is!).
Perfect for that guy who claims he “doesn’t want anything”. Now you can playfully agree with him while still showing you cared enough to pick out a card that’ll make him laugh. And isn’t that what relationships are all about – keeping each other smiling?
You can get a fancy one from Etsy that will be professionally made and shipped to you, or you can go a DIY route and buy a template that you can print out!
Viagra Soap
This hilarious soap is the perfect gift for the guy who loves to laugh, and loves to smell good. The design of the soap is genius and matches the Viagra pill so closely. The blue shade here is definitely on-point.
You also get to choose a fragrance, making this a practical gift he’ll actually want to use.
Get it from SoapFantasybyNatalie
Wine Condoms
If your man doesn’t know what these are, he might be a bit confused by the label. While he might initially think that he’s going to get lucky because you bought him condoms that taste like wine, he will be mistaken. This product is actually to seal the top of a wine bottle!
This gift is super silly but could come in handy in case you don’t polish off the bottle of wine on Valentine’s Day.
Jerky Heart
The box of chocolate is a staple when it comes to Valentine’s Day, but it is well-known that many men love meat.
This heart-shaped box might look like a box of chocolates at first glance, but it actually contains jerky in various forms, including sticks, bags, and bits! There are also different flavors that he will get to experience. If your man loves jerky, this is a much better gift than candy.
Love Mop
It is no secret that sex can be super messy. Clean-up can be a pain, but it’s Valentine’s Day, so what are you going to do?
Give him this towel! Not only will he be excited about getting some action, but he will have an easy way to clean up afterward. This towel is super thick and absorbent, perfect to do the job that it claims it will. We consider this gift pretty *cheeky*! (Too much?)
Chocolate Lover’s Love Card
Know someone who’s serious about their chocolate? This tiny matchbox card delivers a pretty bold statement! When you tell a chocolate lover that you love them more than chocolate, well… that’s basically a marriage proposal right there.
Made from a real matchbox and hand-assembled, it’s the perfect little surprise that says way more than your average card. Because let’s be honest – choosing someone over chocolate? That’s true love right there!
Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts For Her
Box of Chocolates
You would be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t love a box of chocolates, especially when they deliver a funny message! If you’re looking for a gift that is guaranteed to make them smile, this box of chocs from Diamond Chocolates will do the trick.
If this funny message is not really appropriate, you can always get a simple box of their favorite chocolates. Indulging in some chocolate therapy is sure to give them a lot of joy. Go for high quality and something unique and unusual – there are plenty of organic and artesian options to choose from.
Get a funny one from WhatCandySays
Funny Soy Candle
Your sweetie is guaranteed to snort with laughter when they see this — I know I did.
We’re absolutely in love with these conversation-starting candles that combine amazing scents with laugh-out-loud messages. Perfect for that friend who appreciates a good pun or needs a pick-me-up gift that keeps on giving (and glowing).
What makes these candles special is how they turn an everyday home accessory into a personal inside joke or a witty statement piece. Whether it’s sitting on your coffee table making guests chuckle, or brightening someone’s day with a surprise delivery, these candles do more than just smell amazing – they create moments of joy and connection.
These are funny AND smell amazing.
Funny Mug
If your sweetheart is of the opinion that you can never have too many mugs, this is a great gift for them. Fair warning though – they might roll her eyes when they read the message.
But then again, maybe it’ll make them laugh! Either way, it’s a nice ceramic mug that is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
Funny Throw Blanket with Your Face
Since you are the object of her affections, slap your face on this blanket. That way, she will always be able to cuddle up with you even if you’re not there!
This hilarious, super-soft blanket is available in minky, fleece, and sherpa, and comes in 30 different colors. You can even add some hearts to your face motif to fully pay tribute to the holiday.
Get it from EasternVintage Art
Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts For Him or Her
Matching Underwear
There’s something to be said for couples who start dressing alike. It’s kind of silly, but at least with these matching undies, no one else will know!
Unlike typical matching couple’s gifts that are just for show, these are genuinely comfortable for everyday wear (95% cotton!) while still being special enough to make you both grin. The set can be mixed and matched between boxers, bikini panties, and bralettes, so you can customize it to what works best for you both.
Funny Toilet Paper
Okay, now this is just goofy – but could make your significant other laugh really hard! It is literally embroidered toilet paper saying things like the s**t.
What makes this toilet paper special isn’t just that it’s a gag gift – it’s how it turns an everyday bathroom essential into a conversation piece that’ll make everyone laugh. Each roll comes beautifully wrapped and ready to gift, with witty messages printed on the first few layers.
You’ll have some fun AND you get an actual usable roll of toilet paper, so that’s a bonus!
Get it from Thedigitalpickleco
“From My Heart to Yours” Couples Pillowcase Set
This pick tops our list for the most adorable gift!
I never thought I’d describe a set of pillowcases as ‘cute’, but here we are. With a stick-person version of him blowing kisses at a stick-person version of her, how can you go wrong?
What She Said Party Game
This retort has been around for a while, so it’s not surprising that the phrase “that’s what she said” has been turned into a game. Grab some couple friends and have a Valentine’s Day party with this card game. It is sure to bring laughter and fun to your evening.
Punny Wooden Spoons
For a giggle, check out these food pun-inspired wooden spoons to add to your kitchen. I know I would love it if I could read these clever sayings every time I was getting ready to bake. If you are a pun wizard, you could even make up your own! There are both rounded and flat-edged spoons available to add to your collection.
Personalized Mixtape Pillow
As someone who made both mixed tapes and mixed CDs in my teens, I totally appreciate this personalized mixtape pillow. This gift brings up some serious nostalgia!
Remember spending hours carefully crafting the perfect mixtape, agonizing over each song choice? This clever pillow captures that same loving attention to detail.
Simply add your names, and you have a mixtape made just for the two of you.
It’s practical too – machine washable and durable enough for both indoor and outdoor use. Perfect for music lovers who want their home decor to tell a story. As one happy customer shared, it’s become her husband’s favorite pillow for actual everyday use, not just decoration.
Toilet Tag Game
Instead of using the time to scroll through your phone, why not use your time in the bathroom to play a game with your partner? There are four categories that will make you think as you play. They are great for conversion starters on your date nights – which will hopefully be a bit more romantic than this game.
There’s something magical about finding your partner’s answers and thinking “Wow, I never knew that about you” – even after years together. It’s like having hundreds of little date nights, one bathroom break at a time!
Show Your Love with Laughter
Jewelry and flowers are overrated. Show your partner how much you love and appreciate them through tickling their funny bone this holiday. No matter what their sense of humor is, you are sure to find an ideal fit.
The gift ideas above are all great choices, with some naughty, some cozy, some still thoughtful, and some laugh-out-loud funny options. You can even still hit on the chocolate theme, but with an amusing twist. Enjoy your time together even more with laughter this Valentine’s Day!
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