20 Gifts for Bacon Lovers That Won’t Break the Piggy Bank
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When I went pescatarian the first time (yes, it took multiple tries to stick with it), bacon was the thing that tempted me back to eating things with feet. And that was after a pretty solid five-year run, I might add.
That’s why it makes total sense to me that there are those in this wide world of ours who are well and truly addicted to all things smoked and porky.
What do those kinds of people love almost as much as bacon? Bacon gifts to let everyone know how they feel about it.
So here you go! A list of 24 perfect gifts to give bacon lovers of all kinds. Whether it’s for a birthday, father’s/mother’s day, Christmas, or just because—you’ll be the hero of the day to your favorite bacon lover.
Gifts That Bacon Fans Will Love You For (but not more than actual bacon)
1. Bacon Bandages and Balm Gift Set
The perfect stocking stuffer/dirty Santa gift! They’ll have a hard time keeping the bandages from the kids (kids go through boo-boo covers like nobody’s business), but we guarantee that lip balm will go unchallenged.
2. Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game
Your bacon lover will have a fantastic time helping Mr. Bacon navigate through Meatland on the way to his frying pan. Pitfalls await, and it won’t be easy, but eventually, the best bacon will prevail.
Want to make it really special? Bring them some candied bacon to munch on while you play.
Intended for 2-4 players ages 8 and up.
Is your bacon lover more comfortable with a quiet puzzle than a raucous game of meat strategy? This bacon Jigsaw Puzzle would be a fantastic gift, too.
3. Bacon Cooker Mug
A bacon gift that’s both useful and pretty! It’s fantastic for quick bacon in the morning or at lunch for the perfect BLT- just lay up to eight strips of bacon over the lip, cover with a paper towel, and put it in the microwave.
The reservoir will catch any grease, and the cup is super easy to wash between uses. Having bacon for breakfast every single day just got easier.
Get it from EarthenFirePottery
4. Bacon Grease Container
This classy ceramic grease container will look fantastic on the kitchen counter next to the stove! It comes with a strainer and lid and is available in two colors.
5. Bacon and Eggs Earrings
How cute are these?? Breakfast enthusiasts everywhere will step out in style with these little bacon and egg stud earrings, and we predict they’ll receive compliments galore on them.
Know a guy who’d rock some bacon accessories, too?
He needs bacon and eggs cufflinks.
6. Bacon Recipe Cookbook
Oh yes, it’s on. Give this cookbook to your favorite bacon gourmet, and they’ll treat you with over 200 fantastic bacon-centric meals. As long as they invite you over, of course. Which they’d better because you’re a great gift-giver.
They may even make you some bacon ice cream for dessert if you ask nicely.
7. Bacon Tea Towel
Every great chef needs a dependable tea towel or two. A bacon-themed tea towel takes it to the next level. Handmade from 100% cotton, it’ll become their favorite faster than you can say sizzle.
8. Kevin Bacon Fridge Magnet
The most handsome fridge magnet ever! You can’t go wrong when Kevin Bacon meets actual bacon. Actually, you can’t go wrong when anyone meets actual bacon.
9. Maple Bacon Pancake Mix
Brunch, anyone? Yes, please! This tin of bacon pancake and waffle mix makes up to 24 average-sized pancakes—plenty for your fave bacon chef to share with friends. Or not.
10. Bacon Bits Light Switch Cover
It’s the little details that make a house a home, but a light switch cover featuring bacon bites makes that home a bastion of culinary delights. Plus, it lets everyone know that your bacon giftee isn’t kidding when they say they love bacon.
Made from 100% scratch-resistant metal with a gloss finish.
11. You Had Me At Bacon Mug
Whether it’s at home, the office, or camping with friends, lovers of fried cured pork everywhere will appreciate this mug. It comes in more colors and styles than you can shake a stick of jerky at.
If you think they’d get more use out of a tumbler, travel mug, or beer koozie, this shop has those too.
12. Bacon Sea Salt
The culinary possibilities are endless with this gourmet sea salt. Your bacon aficionado can even turn the flavor of their least favorite vegetable from bleh to heck yeah!
Also, bacon flavor in your bloody marys. That is all.
13. Bacon Scented Candle
The taste of bacon is one of the best things about cooking it up, but the scent of bacon doesn’t have to be limited to breakfast! This hand-poured, bacon-scented soy wax candle provides up to 50 hours of burn time to permeate the whole house with a gorgeous maple bacony smell. Plus, it comes in a clever little jar.
14. Bacon Crate
Can’t decide which premium bacon gift to give? That’s what a bacon crate is for! This one comes with jalapeno bacon jerky, maple bacon jerky, bourbon bacon seasoning, hot pepper bacon jam, and Sir Francis Bacon peanut brittle. BACON. PEANUT. BRITTLE.
Sorry, it’s just that bacon peanut brittle is pretty exciting.
15. Bottle of Bacon Vodka
Want to give the gift of the best bloody mary ever? Bacon flavored vodka oughta do it. Are you picking up on a brunch theme with the gifts on this list? I can assure you, that’s no accident.
If your bacon lover prefers whisky drinks, there’s bacon simple syrup for old fashions, too.
16. Bacon Soap
We’ve got the perfect bacon-themed dirty Santa gift right here to make you the best gifter in your office. Or house. Honestly, everyone will fight over these delightful little bacon soaps no matter where you give them.
17. Monthly Bacon Subscription
Let’s get right to the meat of what a bacon lover really wants, shall we? (See what I did there?)
A gourmet bacon sampler delivered to their door every single month. That’s what they really want.
Each month, they’ll receive two pounds of bacon. One pack is classic savory bacon, the other is an adventure in bacon flavors. (Raspberry chipotle, apple cinnamon, and chipotle lime, to name a few.)
Available in three, six, and 12-month memberships.
18. Pig T-Shirt
Your favorite bacon fan can wear the definition of pig (as they see it, anyway) everywhere! It’ll get some laughs and let everyone know where they stand on the issue of pork. Definitely pro-pork. No doubt about it.
Made from a poly/cotton blend, these shirts come in five colors and sizes small to 3XL.
19. Bacon Grill Rack
We thought this was a genius idea for the master griller! No more burnt bacon or grease flare-ups, just deliciously smoked bacon for all. Again, providing you get an invite to the barbeque.
The rack is nonstick, dishwasher safe, and is compatible with every kind of grill under the sun.
20. Bacon Duvet Cover
If your loved one dreams of bacon at night, they’ll love this duvet cover! (Also, they may want to consult a book or two on dream interpretation.)
Made from your choice of microfiber or natural cotton fiber, it’s available in twin, twin XL, full, queen, and king sizes.
Swine Lovers Unite! (Or at least those who love to eat them.)
Hopefully, we’ve managed to compile a list of bacon gifts that’ll garner much enthusiasm and accolades. We have no doubt your gift-giving prowess will be shouted from the rooftops. Or at least from the kitchen.
Just make sure your favorite bacon lover gets their cholesterol checked regularly.
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