Product Description

The man can fall asleep on a sectional couch in jeans and socks, but wouldn’t it be nice if he occasionally wrapped himself in something that *wasn’t* a half-damp towel or “his good hoodie”? Enter: this luxury hooded bathrobe—a.k.a. your solution to the tragic state of your husband’s loungewear game.

This robe is made from plush Turkish cotton, the kind that makes spa robes look and feel like sandpaper. The hood? Perfect for post-shower lounging or pretending he’s in *The Godfather* while holding a coffee mug. It’s heavy without being sweaty, absorbent enough to dry off in, and cozy enough that he might “accidentally” fall asleep in it watching reruns of 30 Rock. It’s also got a belt and generous pockets, because no one wants to walk around in a towel taco trying to juggle their phone and leftover pizza slice.

What you’re really buying here isn’t just a bathrobe—it’s his new Sunday uniform. The kind of gift he’d never think to ask for, but will wear so often you’ll have to talk him out of wearing it to the grocery store. You win. Again.