Product Description

It’s ridiculous. It’s immature. It’s also kind of brilliant. These cheeky little chocolate turds are giving middle-school humor with grown-man execution. He gets to laugh like a 12-year-old and snack like an adult (assuming he’s not too proud to admit chocolate is still king). It’s the kind of gift that doesn’t try too hard—but absolutely succeeds at being memorable. Plus, there’s a secret bonus: now *you* get to say, “I literally gave you crap for your birthday.” You’re welcome.

Perfect as a stocking stuffer, a random Tuesday surprise, or a lighthearted add-on to something more “serious,” these emoji-inspired treats are a harmless way to poke fun while still showing up with chocolate in hand. Zero pressure, maximum payoff.