Small Christmas Gifts That Are Thoughtful, Affordable, and Fun to Give
“Small” is one of those words that gets tossed around a lot this time of year — and let’s be honest, it means something different to everyone.
For some, it’s about size: something literally small enough to fit in a stocking or ship without a box the size of a golden retriever. For others, it’s code for “I’m on a budget but still want to give something thoughtful.” And sometimes it’s more about the vibe — a chill, no-pressure gift that doesn’t scream we’re basically engaged if you’re only three dates in.
So, instead of trying to force a bunch of tidy little categories, we just made one solid list. Because the truth is, most “small” gifts tick more than one box. Compact and affordable. Casual and actually useful. Budget-friendly and hilarious.
Whether you’re shopping for your work wife, your brother’s new girlfriend, or the person who “doesn’t want anything” (sure, Jan), there’s something here that’ll do the trick. Let’s keep it light, keep it festive, and wrap up this season with some delightfully small surprises.
Eggnog Moose Mug
Watching movies together is one of those Christmas traditions that only gets better every year. And National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation definitely is at the top of my classic Xmas movie watching list. Fans of the movie will recognize this mug inspired by the film, which is sure to be a winner!
Mood Flip-Over Messages
There are some things we’re all tired of saying and with this collection of flip messages, there’s a way to get your point across without having to actually voice those frustrations. Co-workers can spot their own pet peeves, as well as point them out to everyone else.
Concrete Desktop Planter
Go for a minimalist look with this solid and stylish concrete desk tidy. Your coworker won’t have an excuse for being unable to find a pen again.
Should Have Been an Email Laptop Sticker
Is there anyone on earth who hasn’t been to at least one pointless meeting? Doubt it. Here’s a sticker that says it like it is.
Reusable Foldable Bag
Functional, sustainable, and oh-so-cute, a reusable bag is a great last-minute gift for the environmentalist in your life. It’s meant to take the place of your typical plastic grocery bag and is made from sturdy nylon that’ll withstand even the most brutal abuse.
Elastic No Tie Shoe Laces
Tying your shoes is so overrated. With these awesome laces, there’s no tying required. While these aren’t really made of lace, the name makes these close enough for tradition.
Why I like it:
- Multiple colors to choose from
- Easy to install
- Gives shoes a custom fit
Bottle Opener
We love the simple style and durability of this sleek bottle opener. It’s a finely crafted piece of kitchen equipment that he’ll have for decades. You can also personalize this gift with engraving – choose from a handwritten copy or from a variety of generic fonts. The passage on the bottle opener can say whatever you like! Maybe an inside joke, a sweet quote, or a special phrase. It’s a wonderful way to remind him how much you love him each time he goes to crack open a cold one.
Bronze Cufflinks
Solid hammered bronze cufflinks add masculine flair to any attire, whether it’s daytime at the office or a night on the town with you. These are handmade and completely customizable with an engraved monogram, date, or a short sentimental message.
Get it from NotontheHighStreet
Leather and Stainless Steel Photo Key Holder
This is the husband’s gift for Father’s Day or your anniversary, hands down. A leather keychain etched with his name or initials is lovely as is, but inside you’ll find a stainless steel insert engraved with a photo of his favorite people, too.
To order, choose a customization option and the color he’d prefer. Next, download the photo and/or message you’d like to include along with the etching you’d like on the front of the keyfob.
It makes such an amazing keepsake; you know he’ll totally have it forever.
Punny Wooden Spoons
For a giggle, check out these food pun-inspired wooden spoons to add to your kitchen. I know I would love it if I could read these clever sayings every time I was getting ready to bake. If you are a pun wizard, you could even make up your own! There are both rounded and flat-edged spoons available to add to your collection.
Funny Toilet Paper
Okay, now this is just goofy – but could make your significant other laugh really hard! It is literally embroidered toilet paper saying things like the s**t.
What makes this toilet paper special isn’t just that it’s a gag gift – it’s how it turns an everyday bathroom essential into a conversation piece that’ll make everyone laugh. Each roll comes beautifully wrapped and ready to gift, with witty messages printed on the first few layers.
You’ll have some fun AND you get an actual usable roll of toilet paper, so that’s a bonus!
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Funny “I’m Enough” Gift Card
Looking for a gift with just the right mix of sass and sweetness?
This card nails it with “Having me as your girlfriend is enough of a gift” (because let’s be honest, it totally is!).
Perfect for that guy who claims he “doesn’t want anything”. Now you can playfully agree with him while still showing you cared enough to pick out a card that’ll make him laugh. And isn’t that what relationships are all about – keeping each other smiling?
You can get a fancy one from Etsy that will be professionally made and shipped to you, or you can go a DIY route and buy a template that you can print out!
Chocolate Lover’s Love Card
Know someone who’s serious about their chocolate? This tiny matchbox card delivers a pretty bold statement! When you tell a chocolate lover that you love them more than chocolate, well… that’s basically a marriage proposal right there.
Made from a real matchbox and hand-assembled, it’s the perfect little surprise that says way more than your average card. Because let’s be honest – choosing someone over chocolate? That’s true love right there!
Sex Token
The possibilities are endless with this magic metal sex token. Pop this little token inside a card and let them know they are in for an exciting time on the day or night of their choice. It will be equally exciting for you when he spontaneously decides to cash in!
Funny Beer Stickers
He’ll get a chuckle the next time he goes to grab a cold one from the fridge, and sees these funny stickers!
Recycled Ski Coasters Set
Another recycled option, these fun coasters are cut from skis. Since the skis have some, each piece will have its own unique story to tell. Perfect for rest their après-ski drink on.
Why I like it:
- Great for the earth conscious person
- Stand included
- They wil feel like they are at the ski lodge even when they are not
Matching Secret Message Keychains
Remember those best friend necklaces? You know the ones, where each friend has half the heart and they fit together? These keychains have the same idea. Since you’re better together, these keychains mean nothing on their own. But put them together, and a secret message appears. How sweet is that?!
Why I like it:
- Comes as a set — one for each of you
- Modern spin on BFF necklaces
- A gift she’ll keep close at hand
Love Notes in a Bottle
Old-fashioned romantics out there will love this thoughtful gift of a traditional love note in a bottle. Extra bonus points if you ask him to watch “Message in a Bottle” with you on your next movie night (hello, even guys can’t say no to Kevin Costner!).
Beautiful presentation, sentimental, romantic, and unique!
Tie Clip
Cute and functional gift for his special occasion. Comes in stainless steel, copper, or brass with personalized monogram.
Personalized Golf Ball Markers Magnetic
Everyone loves a good pun, especially a golfing pun. These funny personalized ball markers will bring him a smile every time he reaches down to line up his next putt.
Why I like it:
- fast shipping
- great quality
- unique gift for golfers
Get it from Silver Lining Stamping
Photo Badge Crystal Wine Stopper
Some evenings there isn’t anything better than slipping on something comfortable and popping a bottle to share with your loved one. These crystal wine stoppers are a wonderful gift – they can be heartfelt and sentimental inscribed with a sweet love memento or cheeky and contain an image of the avid house wine drinker! The options for customization and shape are varied and it’s sure to be a perfect addition to their bar!
Why I like it:
- Great custom options
- Could be really funny
- Excellent quality
Tie Patch
This is another subtle but sweet idea to give your groom on the morning of your wedding. A tie patch allows you to literally weave your loving sentiments right into his wedding outfit.
Why I like it:
- lots of personalization options
- easy to install
- discounts for three or more
Sterling Silver Bookmark
Is your spouse a bookworm? There’s no better way to remind them of your love—and not to get too lost in the book—than this hammered and stamped sterling silver bookmark. Sure you could stamp the bookmark with their name, but we suggest stamping your own so you can be with them.
Why I like it:
- A bookish gift readers will love
- One-of-a-kind piece for a one-of-a-kind love
- Combine with a book for a truly thoughtful gift
Get it from RusticLaneStudioCo
Rose Dipped and Trimmed in Real Silver
Flowers never go out of style, but they don’t tend to last long either. That’s why I love this magical silver-dipped natural rose that you can both admire until the end of time.
Why I like it:
- One-of-a-kind – no two roses are alike
- Immortalizes love in a physical way
- Guaranteed to last forever
Belly Button Lint Brush
No one wants a dirty belly-button. While this lint brush isn’t meant to be used, it is good for a laugh (and a reminder to clean their belly button). Plus, I’m positive they don’t already have this lying around.
Why I like it:
- Fun gag gift
- Something they definitely don’t already have
- Inexpensive and makes a great stocking stuffer
Challenge Jigsaw Puzzle
Even the most die-hard puzzle fans probably don’t have this puzzle. With 736 small, black pieces, hard is an understatement. If nothing else, this puzzle will keep them entertained — and pulling out their hair — for hours.
Why I like it:
- Unique puzzle
- Challenging for even the most season puzzlers
- Sturdy pieces won’t bend easily
Poo-Pourri Before-You
Even the person who has everything doesn’t need to have a stinky bathroom. This spray not only works to freshen the bathroom no matter who was in there last, but it also comes in a variety of scents so there’s something for everyone.
Why I like it:
- Bathroom necessity
- Variety of scents to choose from
- Non-toxic and scientifically proven to freshen
Box of Nothing
Take a literal stance when they tell you they wants “nothing.” Give them exactly what they wants with this box of nothing. They will get a good laugh out of it and won’t have a gift they didn’t want. It’s a win-win.
Why I like it:
- Simple gift with no extra clutter
- Good for a laugh
- Gets them exactly what he “wanted”
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