“Small” is one of those words that gets tossed around a lot this time of year — and let’s be honest, it means something different to everyone.
For some, it’s about size: something literally small enough to fit in a stocking or ship without a box the size of a golden retriever. For others, it’s code for “I’m on a budget but still want to give something thoughtful.” And sometimes it’s more about the vibe — a chill, no-pressure gift that doesn’t scream we’re basically engaged if you’re only three dates in.
So, instead of trying to force a bunch of tidy little categories, we just made one solid list. Because the truth is, most “small” gifts tick more than one box. Compact and affordable. Casual and actually useful. Budget-friendly and hilarious.
Small Xmas Gift Ideas
Whether you’re shopping for your work wife, your brother’s new girlfriend, or the person who “doesn’t want anything” (sure, Jan), there’s something here that’ll do the trick. Let’s keep it light, keep it festive, and wrap up this season with some delightfully small surprises.
Eggnog Moose Mug
Watching movies together is one of those Christmas traditions that only gets better every year. And National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation definitely is at the top of my classic Xmas movie watching list. Fans of the movie will recognize this mug inspired by the film, which is sure to be a winner!
Mood Flip-Over Messages
There are some things we’re all tired of saying and with this collection of flip messages, there’s a way to get your point across without having to actually voice those frustrations. Co-workers can spot their own pet peeves, as well as point them out to everyone else.
Concrete Desktop Planter
Go for a minimalist look with this solid and stylish concrete desk tidy. Your coworker won’t have an excuse for being unable to find a pen again.
Should Have Been an Email Laptop Sticker
Is there anyone on earth who hasn’t been to at least one pointless meeting? Doubt it. Here’s a sticker that says it like it is.
Reusable Foldable Bag
Functional, sustainable, and oh-so-cute, a reusable bag is a great last-minute gift for the environmentalist in your life. It’s meant to take the place of your typical plastic grocery bag and is made from sturdy nylon that’ll withstand even the most brutal abuse.
Elastic No Tie Shoe Laces
Tying your shoes is so overrated. With these awesome laces, there’s no tying required. While these aren’t really made of lace, the name makes these close enough for tradition.
Why I like it:
- Multiple colors to choose from
- Easy to install
- Gives shoes a custom fit
Bottle Opener
We love the simple style and durability of this sleek bottle opener. It’s a finely crafted piece of kitchen equipment that he’ll have for decades. You can also personalize this gift with engraving – choose from a handwritten copy or from a variety of generic fonts. The passage on the bottle opener can say whatever you like! Maybe an inside joke, a sweet quote, or a special phrase. It’s a wonderful way to remind him how much you love him each time he goes to crack open a cold one.
Bronze Cufflinks
Solid hammered bronze cufflinks add masculine flair to any attire, whether it’s daytime at the office or a night on the town with you. These are handmade and completely customizable with an engraved monogram, date, or a short sentimental message.
Get it from NotontheHighStreet
Leather and Stainless Steel Photo Key Holder
This is the husband’s gift for Father’s Day or your anniversary, hands down. A leather keychain etched with his name or initials is lovely as is, but inside you’ll find a stainless steel insert engraved with a photo of his favorite people, too.
To order, choose a customization option and the color he’d prefer. Next, download the photo and/or message you’d like to include along with the etching you’d like on the front of the keyfob.
It makes such an amazing keepsake; you know he’ll totally have it forever.
Punny Wooden Spoons
For a giggle, check out these food pun-inspired wooden spoons to add to your kitchen. I know I would love it if I could read these clever sayings every time I was getting ready to bake. If you are a pun wizard, you could even make up your own! There are both rounded and flat-edged spoons available to add to your collection.
Funny Toilet Paper
Okay, now this is just goofy – but could make your significant other laugh really hard! It is literally embroidered toilet paper saying things like the s**t.
What makes this toilet paper special isn’t just that it’s a gag gift – it’s how it turns an everyday bathroom essential into a conversation piece that’ll make everyone laugh. Each roll comes beautifully wrapped and ready to gift, with witty messages printed on the first few layers.
You’ll have some fun AND you get an actual usable roll of toilet paper, so that’s a bonus!
Get it from Thedigitalpickleco
Funny “I’m Enough” Gift Card
Looking for a gift with just the right mix of sass and sweetness?
This card nails it with “Having me as your girlfriend is enough of a gift” (because let’s be honest, it totally is!).
Perfect for that guy who claims he “doesn’t want anything”. Now you can playfully agree with him while still showing you cared enough to pick out a card that’ll make him laugh. And isn’t that what relationships are all about – keeping each other smiling?
You can get a fancy one from Etsy that will be professionally made and shipped to you, or you can go a DIY route and buy a template that you can print out!
Chocolate Lover’s Love Card
Know someone who’s serious about their chocolate? This tiny matchbox card delivers a pretty bold statement! When you tell a chocolate lover that you love them more than chocolate, well… that’s basically a marriage proposal right there.
Made from a real matchbox and hand-assembled, it’s the perfect little surprise that says way more than your average card. Because let’s be honest – choosing someone over chocolate? That’s true love right there!
Sex Token
The possibilities are endless with this magic metal sex token. Pop this little token inside a card and let them know they are in for an exciting time on the day or night of their choice. It will be equally exciting for you when he spontaneously decides to cash in!
Funny Beer Stickers
He’ll get a chuckle the next time he goes to grab a cold one from the fridge, and sees these funny stickers!
Recycled Ski Coasters Set
Another fun recycled option: these coasters are cut from real skis, giving each one its own unique story and character. Since every pair has seen some action, no two sets are exactly alike — which makes them even cooler in our book.
They’re a great pick for the eco-conscious person in your life, and they come with a stand for easy display. Add a warm drink, and it’ll feel like you’re at the ski lodge — even if you’re just on the couch.
Matching Secret Message Keychains
Remember those best friend necklaces from back in the day — the ones where each person had half a heart? These keychains are a modern spin on that sweet idea. On their own, they look simple enough. But put them together, and a secret message is revealed. How cute is that?
They come as a set — one for each of you — and make a charming little reminder that you’re better together. A low-key, meaningful gift they’ll literally keep close at hand.
Love Notes in a Bottle
Old-fashioned romantics out there will love this thoughtful gift of a traditional love note in a bottle. Extra bonus points if you ask him to watch “Message in a Bottle” with you on your next movie night (hello, even guys can’t say no to Kevin Costner!).
Beautiful presentation, sentimental, romantic, and unique!
Tie Clip
Cute and functional gift for his special occasion. Comes in stainless steel, copper, or brass with personalized monogram.
Personalized Golf Ball Markers Magnetic
Everyone loves a good pun, especially a golfing pun. These funny personalized ball markers will bring him a smile every time he reaches down to line up his next putt.
Why I like it:
- fast shipping
- great quality
- unique gift for golfers
Get it from Silver Lining Stamping
Photo Badge Crystal Wine Stopper
Some evenings there isn’t anything better than slipping on something comfortable and popping a bottle to share with your loved one. These crystal wine stoppers are a wonderful gift – they can be heartfelt and sentimental inscribed with a sweet love memento or cheeky and contain an image of the avid house wine drinker! The options for customization and shape are varied and it’s sure to be a perfect addition to their bar!
Why I like it:
- Great custom options
- Could be really funny
- Excellent quality
Tie Patch
This is another subtle but sweet idea. A tie patch allows you to literally weave your loving sentiments right into his outfit. Lots of personalization options, easy to install.
Sterling Silver Bookmark
Is your spouse a bookworm? There’s no better way to remind them of your love—and not to get too lost in the book—than this hammered and stamped sterling silver bookmark. Sure you could stamp the bookmark with their name, but we suggest stamping your own so you can be with them.
Why I like it:
- A bookish gift readers will love
- One-of-a-kind piece for a one-of-a-kind love
- Combine with a book for a truly thoughtful gift
Get it from RusticLaneStudioCo
Rose Dipped and Trimmed in Real Silver
Flowers never go out of style, but they don’t tend to last long either. That’s why I love this magical silver-dipped natural rose that you can both admire until the end of time.
Why I like it:
- One-of-a-kind – no two roses are alike
- Immortalizes love in a physical way
- Guaranteed to last forever
Belly Button Lint Brush
No one wants a dirty belly button—and while this little lint brush isn’t meant to actually be used, it is meant to get a laugh. It’s the kind of unexpected, ridiculous surprise that makes for a perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift. And let’s be honest: we’re pretty sure they don’t already own one of these.
Challenge Jigsaw Puzzle
This all-black 736-piece puzzle is not for the faint of heart. With zero image to guide the way, it’s a brutal—but weirdly satisfying—challenge even the most seasoned puzzlers likely haven’t tackled. The sturdy, well-cut pieces hold up to hours (and hours) of frustration, making it the ultimate test of patience and perseverance.
Poo-Pourri Before-You
Even the person who has everything doesn’t need a stinky bathroom. This cleverly designed spray neutralizes odors before they start, and it comes in a range of scents so there’s something for every nose. Non-toxic and scientifically backed, it’s one of those practical little gifts that everyone appreciates—but no one thinks to buy for themselves.
Box of Nothing
When they say they want “nothing,” take them at their word—with this hilarious box of absolutely nothing. It’s the ultimate tongue-in-cheek gift that delivers exactly what was requested, with zero clutter and maximum laughs. A perfect little gag that proves you were listening.
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