19 Spicy Valentine Gift Ideas That’ll Heat Up Your Relationship (2025 Guide)
Looking to turn up the heat this Valentine’s Day?
Whether you’re shopping for your partner, spouse, or special someone, these spicy Valentine gift ideas will definitely raise the temperature in your relationship. (And no, we’re not talking about hot sauce collections – though that could be fun too!)
Let’s be honest: while chocolate and flowers are sweet, sometimes you want to give your loved one something that makes them blush, grin, and immediately start planning a very private thank-you. As someone who’s helped couples of all kinds spice up their Valentine’s Day (and received plenty of grateful feedback), I can tell you that the right kind of naughty gift can create memories that last way longer than any box of chocolates.
These aren’t your typical Valentine’s Day presents – they’re carefully chosen spicy Valentine gift ideas that range from playfully suggestive to deliciously daring. Whether you’re looking to add a spark to a new relationship or fan the flames of a long-term love, each gift has been selected to create those exciting “can’t wait to get home” moments that every couple craves.
I’ve curated 19 steamy suggestions that strike the perfect balance between tasteful and tantalizing. Some are perfect for couples just dipping their toes into spicier waters, while others are ideal for those ready to dive into the deep end. From subtle surprises your partner can enjoy in public (while thinking very private thoughts) to intimate items meant strictly for behind closed doors, there’s something here for every couple and comfort level.
Ready to discover spicy Valentine gift ideas that’ll make your special someone forget all about traditional presents? Let’s explore these steamy suggestions that’ll have you both counting down the minutes until Valentine’s Day.
What She Said Party Game
This retort has been around for a while, so it’s not surprising that the phrase “that’s what she said” has been turned into a game. Grab some couple friends and have a Valentine’s Day party with this card game. It is sure to bring laughter and fun to your evening.
Matching Underwear
There’s something to be said for couples who start dressing alike. It’s kind of silly, but at least with these matching undies, no one else will know!
Unlike typical matching couple’s gifts that are just for show, these are genuinely comfortable for everyday wear (95% cotton!) while still being special enough to make you both grin. The set can be mixed and matched between boxers, bikini panties, and bralettes, so you can customize it to what works best for you both.
Love Mop
It is no secret that sex can be super messy. Clean-up can be a pain, but it’s Valentine’s Day, so what are you going to do?
Give him this towel! Not only will he be excited about getting some action, but he will have an easy way to clean up afterward. This towel is super thick and absorbent, perfect to do the job that it claims it will. We consider this gift pretty *cheeky*! (Too much?)
Wine Condoms
If your man doesn’t know what these are, he might be a bit confused by the label. While he might initially think that he’s going to get lucky because you bought him condoms that taste like wine, he will be mistaken. This product is actually to seal the top of a wine bottle!
This gift is super silly but could come in handy in case you don’t polish off the bottle of wine on Valentine’s Day.
Viagra Soap
This hilarious soap is the perfect gift for the guy who loves to laugh, and loves to smell good. The design of the soap is genius and matches the Viagra pill so closely. The blue shade here is definitely on-point.
You also get to choose a fragrance, making this a practical gift he’ll actually want to use.
Get it from SoapFantasybyNatalie
Battleship Game
All’s FUN in love and war with this sexy battleship game!
Spice up date night with this playful game that’s definitely more about love than it is about battles and wars. Though you might fight over who gets to go first if you catch my drift.
Sex Token
The possibilities are endless with this magic metal sex token. Pop this little token inside a card and let them know they are in for an exciting time on the day or night of their choice. It will be equally exciting for you when he spontaneously decides to cash in!
Scratch Off To Find Out Card
You know that satisfying feeling of scratching off a lotto ticket? This gift brings a romantic twist to the classic scratch-off game.
Customize this print by writing your own 14 “things” and then apply the scratch stickers. They will sure to appreciate the thought you put in and will have it to keep as a reminder of how much they are loved.
Funny Beer Stickers
He’ll get a chuckle the next time he goes to grab a cold one from the fridge, and sees these funny stickers!
Sex Coupons
This gift takes the cake for the most “fun”, as well as the most “affordable” gift idea on this list. Sex coupons are a great way to put a little excitement and naughtiness into your love life. These wild little coupons are certain to have your minds racing and your faces smirking at all the suggestions.
A Year of Dates
Here’s another great gift idea if you and your beau love date nights, but have hit a rut when it comes to fresh new ideas.
With this box of dates, he’ll never have to worry about coming up with your Friday night date plans again! Or, well, at least for the next year. The box contains 52 sealed envelopes, each containing a new date idea (there’s one card left blank intentionally, as a surprise week off!).
You can choose between the Surprise Box or Categorized edition, which has color-coded envelopes for ‘going-out’ and ‘staying-in’ ideas.
Date Night Box
Been together for a while and out of creative date night ideas? Can’t hit the town for date night due to a pandemic?
After a little while together, coming up with creative date night ideas can get challenging. And isn’t it oh-so-tempting to just proclaim ‘Netflix and Chill’ to be your go-to date night?
Well, the folks at Crated with Love have an even better solution to the ‘date night conundrum’ – their Date Night Box!
Crated With Love company is owned and operated by a married couple that wanted to get couples talking and interacting in an easy and fun way. Their Date Night Box does just that, offering up themed date night adventures that you can do at home with no pre-planning required.
Their boxes offer up themed date night adventures that you can do at home with no pre-planning required. Zombie Apocalypse, Escape from the Howling Hotel, Retro Game Show, Disrupting Unicorns….. these are just a few of the amazing themes the folks at Crated with Love have conjured up for your date night fun!
I highly recommend signing up for the monthly box subscription (ummm, hello, neither of you will ever have to worry about planning date night again!), but you can also test the waters by gifting him a one-off box. Importantly, you can cancel at any time if you sign up for the monthly subscription.
Funny Boxer Briefs
This gift is so silly that it is sure to make him laugh when he opens it. What man doesn’t want your beautiful face plastered all over his underwear?
Comfy boxers are always a great idea but you know what’s even better? Personalized ones. Let him know he’s yours with these fun boxer shorts.
These personalized boxers will feature your face along with hearts all over them, so he’s sure to remember who he loves the most. The boxers themselves are super soft and breathable, which is sure to keep him comfy all day long. Your face on them is just a bonus!
Box of Chocolates
You would be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t love a box of chocolates, especially when they deliver a funny message! If you’re looking for a gift that is guaranteed to make them smile, this box of chocs from Diamond Chocolates will do the trick.
If this funny message is not really appropriate, you can always get a simple box of their favorite chocolates. Indulging in some chocolate therapy is sure to give them a lot of joy. Go for high quality and something unique and unusual – there are plenty of organic and artesian options to choose from.
Get a funny one from WhatCandySays
A Boudoir Album
What man wouldn’t want a beautiful album staring his loved one in a photo shoot?
If you’re comfortable with the idea of a boudoir shoot, consider this option as a gift for your groom-to-be, your husband, or your boyfriend.
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